William Botchelko just Googled his real name ? Alfred Botchelko. It turns out Alfred 'Botch' Botchelko is an infamous, reclusive poet who hasn?t published in years and has never been photographed. William, on the other hand, is a Kinko?s manager, married 16 years and a father of a teenage daughter he refers to as 'a snarling, nocturnal badger.' William doesn?t intentionally become Botch; he simply implies that he?s him. That one little lie brings the real Botchelko?s mob ties, debt collectors and deranged fans to his door. Now, with his job, his marriage and his home in jeopardy, William must set out to find the real Botchelko.